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The Geritol Generation Strikes Back!

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The Elderly and "Exlaxting"

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The Firpo Files Flashpoint
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Contributed
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February 8, 2016

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Young people, you brought this on yourselves. Let the world be warned that the Geritol Gang (aka, Geritol Generation) has officially formulated its own "Exlaxting" codes. Not to be outdone by smarty-pants Millennials (who, BTW, can't read an analog clock: that's a clock with an hour hand and a minute hand), the Geritol Gang respectfully submits the follows Exlaxting codes:

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ATD:             At the Doctor's

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BFF:              Best Friend's Funeral

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BTW:             Bring the Wheelchair

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BYOT:            Bring Your Own Teeth

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CBM:             Covered by Medicare

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CUATSC:       See You at the Senior Center

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DWI:             Driving While Incontinent

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FWIW:           Forgot Where I Was

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GGPBL:         Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

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GHA:             Got Heartburn Again

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HGBM:          Had Good Bowel Movement

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LMDO:          Laughing My Dentures Out

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LOL:              Living on Lipitor

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OMSG:          Oh My! Sorry, Gas

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TOT:             Texting on Toilet

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WAITT:         Who Am I Talking To?

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And last but not least,

GGLKI:          Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In!

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"There's No Shame in the Geritol Gang" (Our Motto: "From sonic, to tonic, to chronic, in no time flat!") Ya young poo-poo pants bastards.